Lyrics Written by Fred Stein

Lose Those Pounds Lose those pounds slimmin down Lose Those Pounds Lose those pounds slimmin down Opened up my closet door My shirts and pants don't fit no more Much to my sad suprise. I'm up to a bigger size He's up to a bigger size But I don't want to exercise I don't want to exercise Exercise exercise no more Exercise exercise no more Get me off this treadmill I just want to sit still still Exercise exercise no more Exercise exercise no more I don't want to pay my dues but I have pounds to lose Don't wanna complain but I'm in so much pain I don't want to exercise I don't want to exercise Exercise exercise no more Exercise exercise no more Young man look at his muscle old man doing the hustle Exercise exercise no more Exercise exercise no more You can call me Lazy (lazy) You can call me a slouch (slouch) But I love the couch Put me put me put me on the couch On the Couch WATCH TV on the couch DON"T BOTHER ME put me put me put me on the couch. the couch. the couch. the couch, the put me on the couch I don't want to exercise I don't want to exercise I don't want to exercise I don't want to exercise Running in the street is bad for your knees and feet It makes your heart go beat beat beat beat Hey John Hey Tom I don't want to run a marothon Hey Debbie Hey Joe how I'm going to lose those pounds i dont know Lose Those Pounds Lose those pounds slimmin down Lose Those Pounds Lose those pounds slimmin down Throw me in the car drive me to the bar I don't want to exercise I don't want to exercise I don't want to exercise I don't want to exercise no more Soaking wet from all thew sweat, touch my toes and hold my nose I don't want to exercise, I don't want to exercise, I don't want to excercise no more